Brace yourselves; winter is coming😷
—Severely edematous (swollen from fluid leaking out of her blood vessels into her soft tissues) and dyspneic (having trouble breathing) woman, proving that women can also Downplay the Symptoms.
And just for fun, I’ve put together a list of all the "serious" tests and interventions that this woman underwent after getting admitted to the hospital for what turned out to be severe Congestive Heart Failure + Pulmonary Hypertension, exacerbated by years of smoking and drinking:
Guess I should’ve just sent her home with a water pill, huh? :)
Cookies will find a way. [via]
Also, Lays new Cappuccino potato chips… WTF?!
First time watching fireworks:
First time being dunked into water that’s way too cold:
First time getting caught in a bubble shower:
First time driving through a dark tunnel:
First time chatting with a puppet:
First time finding a new recipe in a cooking magazine:
First time forgetting how spoons work:
First time seeing ice cream:
Whenever I’m feeling sad, I look at this and realise how fucking amazing the world is
"Hands and knees is my favorite position…much less risk of tear."
"Just get in there."
"I just put my fingers in the vagina and drive."
"Women may feel that it is not working in this position. They might not be getting the push they need. They may also say this feels amazing and this is the right position."
Coffee transfusion, STAT!
Or every night🌙☕️